It was a normal morning. I was sitting at my desk working and sent the girls out to find breakfast in the kitchen. From my office, all I could hear was bickering and not nice things coming from their mouths. *sigh* Storming out of the office, I marched over to where they were and proclaimed that from henceforth, no badness must come out of their mouths. Only good and kind things were to be spoken to each other. (They looked guilty. They knew what I was talking about.) I stomped back to my office, sat down, and waited. It didn't take long.
Audrey: My dearest sister, what pretty underpants you are wearing. (giggle)
Abby: Oh sister, what pretty stinky feet you are sticking out! (giggle giggle)
Audrey: Why, my dear, you have lovely armpits.
*snort* Not exactly what I was going for, but they're getting along now, sort of.
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